dadsbestfriend:

Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

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elizabitchtaylor:

You’re an idiot, babe, it’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

(Source: pdvmorris)

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gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
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titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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keith-moo:

people who call led zeppelin heavy metal make me really uncomfortable

(Source: ericreedboucher)

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