it took me like fifteen years to realize that in I saw mommy kissing santa claus, the whole song happened because santa was the dad 

Can you imagine how creepy the song is for kids who haven’t figured out that the dad is Santa though…. Like… Why the fuck is Santa macking on someone’s mom

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if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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